How To Write a Money Sucking Sales Message

Why Sloppy Grammar And Bad Typos Can INCREASE Your Sales

“WARNING: Do Not Read This Unless
You Are Frustrated With The Amount
Of Sales, You Are Achieving”

Dear Friend,

Are you looking to double … or even triple the income you make from your sales letters and websites (even if you’ve NEVER written one before)?

  Then step forward fellow marketer and I’ll share with you the most powerful trade secrets for boosting your advertising response — on the internet and in direct mail.

  These powerful copywriting trade secrets are the most potent weapons you could have to totally ‘destroy’ your competition and dominate your chosen market.

  They can boost sales by 20%, 50% … even as much as 75%.

  Here’s the story …

My name is Robert Evans, for the past 10 years, I’ve written tons of sales copy for my products and for some of the leading direct marketers both here in the UK and the US.

Fact is, I’m VERY good at writing sales copy … so much so that I’ve generated hundreds of thousands of pounds in revenue from direct marketing sales.

  I learnt these powerful copywriting secrets (and it is something YOU can learn too) from Michael Silk – a copywriter based here in the UK.

Here’s why this is important for you … 

He created a product (called: “Online Selling Secrets – How To Write A `Money Sucking’ Sales Message For Your Web Site… That Virtually FORCES People All Over The World To Eagerly Give You Their Credit Card Details!”) that contains the complete system that taught me how to write successful sales letters and websites.

And I’ve managed to get permission to share these powerful copywriting secrets with you.

However, this product is definitely NOT for everyone.

‘Online Selling Secrets’ teaches the exact system I’ve used to help generate hundreds of thousands of pounds in sales for me and some of the Internet’s BIGGEST players.

But here’s the thing …

It won’t teach you how to write the ‘hypey’ sales copy (oh so loved by the Gurus) – but what it will teach you (in a step-by-step process) is the REAL methods for writing sales copy – and I’m talking about sales copy that can generate thousands of orders within 24 hours of launching a product.

  HerE’s some of the secrets revealed:

  • 4 secret weapons that will allow you to take the Internet by storm and hijack your online competitions profit – before they know what’s hit them! 
  • Discover the “secret selling ingredient” that can almost instantly increase your web site profits by up to 2,200%! 
  • Find out the disturbing reason why most people with a web site are committing online suicide! (Most websites I see in the IM niche are TOTALLY useless – harsh I know but that’s the truth). 
  • Why you should NEVER follow the advice of a “conventional” web site designer! (These guys haven’t a clue what they are talking about, leave them to design their ‘fancy-dandy’ sites, while you concentrate on sites that actually generate sales).  
  • How even a computer moron can virtually guarantee they’ll leave all their online competition in the dust! 
  • A totally legal way to “inject” your mind with a healthy dose of “sales writing steroids”! 
  • Why you must become a “sales detective” if you want to make MAXIMUM money from your website. 
  • The almost forgotten sales writing advice from the man who sold coal by the trainload – and why the people who know the most about marketing online were dead long before the Internet was invented! 
  • How your sales message will almost write itself if you follow this simple, “insider” technique! 

This is ideal if you hit a ‘brick wall’ with your writing and ideas.

   This powerful little method solves all your ‘writer’s block’ problems – and yes, we all suffer from this from time to time.

  • How to program your neural pathways with the ability to write a sales message that has the power to “suck” money into your bank account! 
  • A secret technique to jump-start your mind into producing a sales message no sane person can resist! 
  • The secret of the genius who sold more than 100,000,000 “little blue books”… and how it has the power to transform any web site from a “money-losing” web site into a ‘money-making’ web site!  

      This no joke. Applying this simply method to your website could see you heading for retirement within months … if not weeks from now – that’s if you want to retire! 

What about headlines … one of the most important aspects to your sales message. 

   I’ll reveal my methods for creating them … such as:

  • How to write a throat-grabbing, eyeball-popping headline that FORCES people to give your web site their “laser-focused” attention – (If you don’t know this electrifying secret, you are missing out on at least 80% of the sales you could be making!) 
  • The “fool-proof formula” for coming up with a headline that stops people in their tracks! 
  • A neat “little trick”… that will take you less than 5 seconds… and will give your headline 28% more attention!

      I’ll be taking you by-the-hand and walking you through the whole process of creating a profit-pulling sales message for your own web site. 

  And I won’t just be teaching you how to do it.


I’ll even show you how I write a sales letter… right before your eyes!

  I’ll take all the mystery and confusion out of writing a “white-hot” sales message, “from-the-root-to-the-fruit”, once and for all.

  Anyhow, here’s just another small, (very small), sampling of the lethal tactics and jealously guarded secrets you’ll be spoon-fed when you take possession of: ‘The Online Selling Secret!’:

  • The single most effective and powerful means of raising a person’s attention level – absolutely critical to have any chance of turning a visitor to your site into a customer! 
  • How to “salt” your sales message and make the reader thirsty for what you are going to say next – just this simple technique alone will work miracles for your online sales! 
  • How to make your writing come “alive” in the mind of the reader – you won’t believe how many sales are lost by neglecting this super-powerful persuasion technique! 
  • How to “lock” your sales message into the mind of the reader! 
  • How to make the reader feel “guilty” for not buying from you – 

(This is totally ethical… but… will give you an “unfair” advantage over all your competitors!)

  • How to forge an almost “intimate” bond with everyone who visits your web site… and… “connect” with the reader at their deepest emotional level – they will feel as though you understand them better than anyone else they know… maybe even their lover! 
  • Why fast “thoughtless” writing is always the most profitable writing – you may have a hard time believing this one but I’ll prove it out to you! 

  I write some of my best sales letters in record speed. I just start writing – I don’t care how it looks or sounds – and once finished, leave it for a few hours, then come back and edit it.

  I’ve been known to write a sales letter in under 2 hours – that’s from start to finish.

  There’s more:

  • The secret of “editorial marketing” that turns you into an instant expert and makes people crawl out the woodwork… and fall into line… itching to spend their hard-earned money with you! 
  • How to put your reader into a “buying frenzy” that makes them crave what you are selling more than a junkie craves heroin! 
  • How to use almost forbidden “hypnotizing” techniques that get the reader addicted to every word you write! 
  • What you MUST do before you write a word – neglect this and you’re leaving a bundle of money on the table! 
  • What really makes people buy – Until now a secret known only to master salesmen and “con men” (Knowing this secret makes “selling” your product as easy as giving away water in the desert)! 
  • How to lead the reader by the hand – all the way to the online shopping cart! 
  • The 9-secret ingredients and ultimate layout of an ordering page to up your sales by 30%! 
  • Find out how a neat little secret to get people to almost beg you to take their money… without you having to grab ’em round the throat and threaten them! 
  • Why “slash your tax bill” works better than “reduce your tax bill”! 
  • Discover why writing a sales message for a web site is not the same as writing an offline sales message. 99.9% of people online haven’t figured this one out and it’s costing them a whole bunch of customers, sales and profits! 
  • A sneaky little technique that can boost your profits by up to 2,200%! 

As you can see, after you have finished reading ‘The Online Selling Secret!’ you will have the most valuable skill in the world.

The ability to sell by the written word!

And just to make certain you understand how true that statement is, here are a few more scorching secrets that will shock, titillate and stun you:

  • How to use almost “criminal” mind control tactics… (almost illegal in the wrong hands)… to write so powerfully… and… persuasively – no sane person will be able to resist! 
  • 30 “power words” that are the secret weapons in the arsenal of every great sales writer! 
  • One single letter that tripled the response of an ad! 
  • One word that doubled the sales of a major Company! 
  • The shocking reason why 97% of books fail in the market place! 
  • One sure-fire way to kill any chance of making a sale whenever anybody visits your site! 
  • How to supercharge your headline with the ‘power wrap!’ 
  • How to “seduce” the reader into reading your entire sales message! 
  • The “magic” number, proven to make you more money! 
  • Why you must make your web site read like a “greasy slide”! 
  • Why you have to get every visitor “addicted” to your web site in the first 25 words! 
  • A simple… yet seldom used… technique that is proven to increase readership of your web site by an average of 13%! 
  • How to make your writing so “electrifying”… it will be like flypaper to the flies. 
  • Your number one ultimate weapon to making more money (online and offline) most people (even MBA hotshots) never figure this out in their lifetime! 
  • A surefire way to multiply sales – no matter what you’re selling. 
  • The most common… and… the greatest crime you can commit when writing a sales message for your web site – (make this mistake and you’ll never sell a damn thing… but… once you find out what it is, you’ll whip the pants off all your online competition!) 
  • The one thing you should NEVER screw around trying to sell from your web site if you want to still be in business this time next year! 
  • Why you’ve got to approach writing your sales message for your web site like an “assassin”! 
  • Why you should always go looking for the “inherent drama” in whatever you are selling! 
  • The story of a one-legged golfer… and… how it can cause even the most distracted visitor to your site to drop everything else she is doing to “lock” her attention onto your site like top-gun pilot locks onto a target! 

  Are you starting to see just how immensely valuable ‘The Online Selling Secret!’ will be to you?

  Can you now see why it is likely to send shock waves across the entire Internet?

  99% of people online don’t have a clue about some of these “killer” sales secrets.

  Will you be one of the 1% that does?

  But… like I said, the material is not for everyone.

  The ultra-powerful persuasion tactics give anyone who uses them an almost “remote control power” over any visitor to their web site.

  You might not have the stomach for some ruthless psychological tactics I will be sharing with you.

  So… to help you find out if you are ready, and have got what it takes to join the 1% elite, here are a few more diabolical secrets you need to be able to handle:

  • How to reel in a reader’s attention any time your heart desires! 
  • Andrew Carnegie’s secret that propelled him from a poverty-stricken nobody into the richest man in the world who ended up giving away $365 million! 
  • Exactly how to use “The Foot In The Door Phenomenon!” to immediately get the visitor to your site on your side! 
  • How to use “The Three S’s Formula!” to snap your sales message together like a jigsaw puzzle! 
  • How to use the magnetizing influence of “The Zeigarnick Effect!” to get more people to buy whatever you are selling! 
  • How to put the reader in your “debt” and make it very hard for them not to repay that debt by ordering from you! 
  • How to add the all-important ingredient of credibility into every sales message you write! 
  • Why people don’t read the same online as they do offline – and how to use this little talked about secret to your advantage! 
  • How to grease the greed glands of every visitor to your site with “the teaser torture treatment”… and… give them a mental “itch” they won’t be able to satisfy until they BUY what you are selling! 
  • The most powerful human desire you can tap into – and exactly how to do it! 
  • How to overcome the single biggest obstacle that stops people from buying from you – eliminate this and be prepared for an explosion of sales activity! 
  • How to get other people to do your selling legwork – and boost your sales by 50% or more! 
  • How to make the visitor to your site an offer no sane person can refuse! 
  • How to supercharge your online profits with the “human magnetizing secret” from the Las Vegas man who beat a computer at poker for a $500,000 Bet – 

(If you are brave enough to use this “killer” technique, your only problem will making sure you can get deliver the goods fast enough!)

  • How to use a crafty combo to clinch the sale from the jaws of rejection… and… increase your sales by 30%! 
  • A little-talked about secret that transforms an ordinary sales message into a “killer” money-sucking sales message. 

  This is the secret that allows you to take “iron-grip” control over the mind of the reader… and… lead them by the hand all the way to getting out their wallet and eagerly handing you over their credit card details!

  You’ll also learn how playing golf, reading a book, watching a movie, or, kicking back and hanging out with your friends can take your web site sales message to new levels – you’ll never guess the unusual reason behind this one!

  Here’s more you’ll learn:

  • Why the very best thing to do with an English Lit grad who wants to learn… for real… how to construct a winning sales message is to take them out back and kick the English Lit crap out of ’em! 
  • Why the layout of your site… and… the sales message on it should be “invisible” to the reader – this little-known secret can increase the readership of your site by up to 500% (Be one of the 0.01% of people online to be let in on this jealously guarded sales secret)! 
  • Why you must never confuse a visitor to your site – and how to make sure you never do! 
  • What really goes on in the mind of a visitor to your site – If you don’t understand how people subconsciously react… you are thieving yourself of BIG online profits!  
  • Find out when somebody really decides whether or not to buy from you – you’ll never guess this one… nor will you believe it, until you see the effect it has on your sales! 
  • Exactly how your web site should “look”… and… “feel” for MAXIMUM sales! 
  • How the story of an unusual fundraising letter for a children’s hospital can boost your web site profits! 
  • A stupid… and costly… mistake most large Companies make with their web site – and how to ensure you never make it (must-have know-how, unless you’ve got the budget of Amazon)! 
  • When 80% of purchases are made online… and why – (this one will probably amaze you)! 
  • How to improve the “readability” of your web site with a neat little trick not taught in any “conventional” school or Uni! 
  • Two natural foods that can prevent… and even cure… cancer – This has absolutely nothing to do with the Internet or writing a sales message… but… with cancer being one of the biggest killers, this bit of info is priceless! 

 Here’s some of the chapters within the publication:

  • Why Most Web Sites Fail… And… The Disturbing Reason Why Most People Lose Their Shirt When “Selling” Online! Page 5 
  • How Anyone Can Virtually Guarantee They’ll Leave All Their Online Competition In The Dust! Page 9 
  • The “Secret Selling Ingredient” That Can Increase Your Web Site Profits By Up To 2,200%! Page 16 
  • How To Supercharge Your Headline With The “Power Wrap”! Page 26 
  • How To Hook The Reader And Seduce Them Into Reading Your Site! Page 29 
  • How To Use Almost “Criminal” Mind Control Tactics To Write So Powerfully… And… So Persuasively – No Sane Person Will Be Able To Resist! Page 32 
  • How To Give The Reader A Mental “Itch” They Won’t Be Able To Satisfy Until They Buy Whatever You Are Selling! Page 55 
  • How To Get Others To Do Your Selling Legwork For You – And Boost Your Sales By 50% Or More! Page 61 
  • How To Make `Em An Offer No Sane Person Can Refuse! Page 65 
  • How To Clinch The Sale From The Jaws Of Rejection… And… Increase Your Sales By Up To 30%! Page 76 
  • A Little-Talked About Secret That Transforms An Ordinary Sales Message Into A “Killer” Sales Message! Page 78 
  • How To Write A Simple Order Page That Can Increase The Sales From Your Web Site By Up To 30%! Page 91 
  • And much, much more.

  Okay, here’s the deal: 

‘Online Selling Secrets!’ is £19.00 – it’s 97 pages of pure content – no padding or BS here – and is in PDF format.

There are NO refunds – all sales are final.

  This is NOT for timewasters or dreamers.

  Or if you are incapable of actually getting on with a bit of work.

In fact this product is really only for people with genuine aspirations, people who really do want to achieve success, rewards and freedom in their life.

  Anyway, if you are still interested, it’s simple to order.

  Just click the Secure ‘Buy Now’ button below and it will be sent directly to your email address.

Robert Evans

  P.SFast response bonus: If I here from you today, I will also throw in a copy of my Secret Stash Collection Of 1,147 Proven Money Making Headlines. (Normal Selling Price £17.00). 

  Nothing attracts a buyer more that a headline, and to generate cold, hard cash, you’ll get my personal collection of 1,147 proven ‘winning’ headlines that you can adapt for any of your sales letters or website.

   If you desire to make the maximum money from your website or offline direct mail salesletter, you MUST become a master at writing attention-grabbing headlines. 


  And if all doesn’t convince you that you should have this product, then I don’t know what else will.